serah-bex:

hobovampire:

p33p:

cakebandit:

grohac:

Terrible things are
The secrets that I have here
If only you knew

Whole lotta’ darkness
That shit’s bad for your eyes dog
You’re gonna’ go blind

I see the dark stairs
Thinking of Toy Story One
But I cannot fly

A beautiful book
rebellion, dystopia
the girl on fire

Cockatiels in cage
I hope they don’t start chirping
Damn noisy bastards

Oh Look. Who is that?
Why hello you sexy thing.
Wait. Just a mirror. 

serah-bex:

hobovampire:

p33p:

cakebandit:

grohac:

Terrible things are

The secrets that I have here

If only you knew

Whole lotta’ darkness

That shit’s bad for your eyes dog

You’re gonna’ go blind

I see the dark stairs

Thinking of Toy Story One

But I cannot fly

A beautiful book

rebellion, dystopia

the girl on fire

Cockatiels in cage

I hope they don’t start chirping

Damn noisy bastards

Oh Look. Who is that?

Why hello you sexy thing.

Wait. Just a mirror. 

(Source: s-k-y-r-i-m)

crosscjr:

PIG! Round and fluffy. OwO

PIG. HI PIG. CAN WE BE FRIENDS?!

crosscjr:

PIG! Round and fluffy. OwO

PIG. HI PIG. CAN WE BE FRIENDS?!

(Source: fuckyeah-cuteanimals)

I-I…I’m gonna cry. 
It’s…too perfect. 

I-I…I’m gonna cry. 

It’s…too perfect. 

(via andthewholetownunderwater)

countessnoir:

lightpriestess:

countessnoir:

wolfoverclocked:

countessnoir:

wolfoverclocked:

countessnoir:

lol

I have yet to read “James and the Giant Peach” for this very reason.  I seem to remember it being a required book to read waaaayyy back in elementary or middle school, but I didn’t do it.

I’m lucky in that you’ll be hardpressed to find the name Pamela in a grade school book, but that didn’t stop the slew of Pamela Anderson jokes. Like please my tits are normal sized and I’m black…couldn’t be Pam Grier or something?

Something funny about, the other day i actually thought about your name being Pam and Pam Grier being a Pam.  I don’t remember the context though because I think it was just a random thought stream.

You were randomly thinking about how awesome it would be to see two sexy black chicks named Pamela kicking ass, of course.

LOL
As the only Jewish girl in my grade (and one of the like……3 in the whole school) I never encountered this, because no one in any book unless it’s in hebrew or about the torah is name Tamar. Tamara maybe, but never Tamar.
If there was a Jew in a book everyone would look to me though. That made reading Anne Frank really fun. :|

See now that’s just awkward, I remember when there was an optional field trip to the Blacks In Wax Museum and only like one white guy went….*phew* jesus talk about REALLY Awkward when the guide started talking about some of  the racial  stuff and the grim details surrounding lynchings…

Try being named “Eden.”
In a religious state.
People think they’re really funny. 

countessnoir:

lightpriestess:

countessnoir:

wolfoverclocked:

countessnoir:

wolfoverclocked:

countessnoir:

lol

I have yet to read “James and the Giant Peach” for this very reason. I seem to remember it being a required book to read waaaayyy back in elementary or middle school, but I didn’t do it.

I’m lucky in that you’ll be hardpressed to find the name Pamela in a grade school book, but that didn’t stop the slew of Pamela Anderson jokes. Like please my tits are normal sized and I’m black…couldn’t be Pam Grier or something?

Something funny about, the other day i actually thought about your name being Pam and Pam Grier being a Pam. I don’t remember the context though because I think it was just a random thought stream.

You were randomly thinking about how awesome it would be to see two sexy black chicks named Pamela kicking ass, of course.

LOL

As the only Jewish girl in my grade (and one of the like……3 in the whole school) I never encountered this, because no one in any book unless it’s in hebrew or about the torah is name Tamar. Tamara maybe, but never Tamar.

If there was a Jew in a book everyone would look to me though. That made reading Anne Frank really fun. :|

See now that’s just awkward, I remember when there was an optional field trip to the Blacks In Wax Museum and only like one white guy went….*phew* jesus talk about REALLY Awkward when the guide started talking about some of  the racial  stuff and the grim details surrounding lynchings…

Try being named “Eden.”

In a religious state.

People think they’re really funny. 

(Source: bulldykesupermodel)

Replace every one of the vowels in your URL with O

pookiedawuzzle:

ladyflamethrower:

poupon:

knickerweasels:

ceruleancrescent:

theforestofvarricschest:

fereldenatheart:

skiesovergideon:

rsek:

residentcreep:

machiajelli:

mochoojollo

rosodontcroop

rsok

skoosovorgodoon

foroldonothoort

thoforostofvorrocschost

corolooncroscont

knockorwoosols

poopon

oh would you look at that how extraordinary 

lodoflomthrowor

Now read them all out loud. *giggle*

pookoodowozzlo. 

My magician name, bitches. 

cloorongpoppy

That just sounds…filthy. 

(Source: kids-symmetryclass)

This is what happens when you listen to 3OH!3 to try and figure out how it works too long. 

Enjoy Hart n Lyssi as 3OH!3. 

…I have a semi-like of My First Kiss. I know it sucks, but the chorus is really catchy. 

This is what happens when you listen to 3OH!3 to try and figure out how it works too long. 

Enjoy Hart n Lyssi as 3OH!3. 

…I have a semi-like of My First Kiss. I know it sucks, but the chorus is really catchy. 

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stxena:

checkthechantersboard:

Who ordered the Aveline with a side of awesome?

Ummmm, this is fantastic.

This is terribly relevant to my interest. 

Oh Aveline. *swoons*

(via serah-bex)

In Contrast goes live today! Read! Enjoy! Tell all your friends!

http://incontrast.smackjeeves.com/

In Contrast goes live today! Read! Enjoy! Tell all your friends!

http://incontrast.smackjeeves.com/

fyeahlilbitoeverything:


This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

 PERFECT COMMENTARY.

Ohai, most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

 PERFECT COMMENTARY.

Ohai, most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

(Source: dsclough, via hamburgerjack)

highway131:

bechnokid:

siksta:







Dang it, Tay and Alyssa. All I can think of are you two right now.

oh Tommy Wisseau, you are a gift to this world

Oh Mr. Wisseau. You are an inspiration. 

highway131:

bechnokid:

siksta:

Dang it, Tay and Alyssa. All I can think of are you two right now.

oh Tommy Wisseau, you are a gift to this world

Oh Mr. Wisseau. You are an inspiration. 

(via ifuckedastormtrooper)