goddessofcheese:

negacrow:

ardemobile:

motherfuckinggentleman:

belligerent-dreams:

pockytardis:

alkaline-kat:

wings1295:

What’s Coming to Get Us

ZOMBIES YES

^ EXCUSE ME MISS ZOMBIES-IN-WISCONSIN-ARE-COOL. I AM DEADLY TERRIFIED OF ZOMBIES. IF THAT HAPPENED TO OUR STATE I WOULD KILL MYSELF IMMEDIATELY.

fucking vampires
at least it isn’t spiders or i’d lose my shit

Blair Witch XD

Jersey Devils….
I AM PREPARED.

Spiders? Fuck that, it’s scorpions. Spiders are NOTHING. Wanna be scared? Put your pants on and have a scorpion jump out of the other end and tell me how you feel afterwards. At least spiders have the decency to pretend to be afraid of you.

Meh, Utahns are more afraid of their huge amount of in-laws more than the BLM, trust me.
Also, sinners.
*nod*

True story about Utah.

Though the Bear Lake monster is always in the back of our minds. 

goddessofcheese:

negacrow:

ardemobile:

motherfuckinggentleman:

belligerent-dreams:

pockytardis:

alkaline-kat:

wings1295:

What’s Coming to Get Us

ZOMBIES YES

^ EXCUSE ME MISS ZOMBIES-IN-WISCONSIN-ARE-COOL. I AM DEADLY TERRIFIED OF ZOMBIES. IF THAT HAPPENED TO OUR STATE I WOULD KILL MYSELF IMMEDIATELY.

fucking vampires

at least it isn’t spiders or i’d lose my shit

Blair Witch XD

Jersey Devils….

I AM PREPARED.

Spiders? Fuck that, it’s scorpions. Spiders are NOTHING. Wanna be scared? Put your pants on and have a scorpion jump out of the other end and tell me how you feel afterwards. At least spiders have the decency to pretend to be afraid of you.

Meh, Utahns are more afraid of their huge amount of in-laws more than the BLM, trust me.

Also, sinners.

*nod*

True story about Utah.

Though the Bear Lake monster is always in the back of our minds.